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5 Reasons to Get Your Woman a Vibrator ASAP!

A notorious vibrator or a dildo, both wrongly perceived as a competition by the majority of married men, can easily become a marriage-saving device.

As you will see, there are 5 reasons why you want her to keep the dildo in the drawer, on a standby.

Arguably the only situation where men don’t have anything against this vital sexual aid is when they are watching porn or eavesdropping on a wife’s gal pal when she’s talking about her fascination with her beloved sex toy.

Not once did they ask themselves why that woman is so fond of her artificial, vibrating or not penis. And how come that her husband doesn’t have anything against it?

It’s because both of them realized the potential of this magnificent sex toy.

Reason #1 – If you don’t use it, the brain will shut it down.

Which means that if you, for instance, are not using your left eye for a while, the brain will shut down or at least seriously limit the supplies for that particular eye. Give it some time and you’ll be blind on it.

Same applies to sexuality.

The numerous surveys have shown that married women, who are frequently masturbating, are:

  • More satisfied with their partners
  • Subsequently more satisfied with their sex life
  • Consequently more eager to have sex frequently
  • Less prone to dull, patterned sex routine

While her finger can do the trick, having a vibrating sex toy or at least a dildo in a nearby drawer will definitely further improve her experience.

But there will always be that one thing an artificial dick can’t substitute.

It’s that real and raw chemistry that can only exist in a sexual intercourse with the man she loves.

And that’s the big secret. She’s missing the real thing every time she pleases herself with the mechanical penis. That’s where you come in.

Reason #2 – If you eat beans every day, eventually, you’ll grow tired of it and switch to something else.

You think that your sex life sucks because you are repeating that same old dull routine.

What makes you think that she isn’t thinking the same?

What do you prefer? A new flesh-and-blood dick or the artificial one?

By getting her a vibrator or a dildo, you are effectively decreasing her tendency to imagine herself in the arms of some young stud or your close, attractive male friend.

This will happen as the result of the following change in a dynamics of your sex life:

  • Her playing with the dildo makes her horny
  • Imagination goes wild and she becomes anything but dull
  • Subsequently, you are not dull to her anymore
  • Sex games become more intense, thanks to your wife’s new best friend.

Reason #3 – Newton’s First and Third Law of Motion can have a devastating effect on your sex life

Newton claims that “In an inertial reference frame, an object either remains at rest or continues to move at a constant velocity unless acted upon by a force.

When you cum, and that can happen surprisingly fast, you remain at rest, while your wife is far from depleting her energy potentials. In other words, nothing would thrill her more than to continue moving.

Or to put in Newton’s words, “to have a body that exerts a force on her body, for her body to simultaneously exerts a force equal in magnitude and opposite in direction on the first body.”

By the way, if you didn’t know, that’s Newton’s Third Law of Motion.

Surprisingly, it’s the almighty Dildo that gives your wife an opportunity to immediately gain access to that new force in order to continue moving.

Your action is, therefore, simple:

When you “deplete your energy potentials,” take out the vibrator from the drawer and finish what you’ve started. That way, you are decreasing the probability of the unwanted third party’s influence in your marital life.

Reason #4 – When there are multiple resources to achieve a certain goal, you want to exploit them all.

Did you know that only a half of female population can reach orgasm through classic vaginal intercourse while staggering 92% claim that they cum every time they have some kind of anal stimulation, including but not limited to anal sex?

So, why not having the vibrator stimulating her anus while you are penetrating into her vagina?

That way, you can dim her constant requests and dreams of having an additional man during sex. Again, something every woman on this planet craves for!

Or, why not buzzing around her anal opening with the vibby while you are eating her out?

She’ll have a blast. And you know what that means, don’t you?

And let’s not forget those sensitive nipples. Some women experience the easy vibration on her nipples as an ultimate stimulus. Shit, I know the one that turns into a wild beast every time I start buzzing around her nipples with her pink, silicone vibrator.

But I also know the one who found the small-sized vibrator as a great opportunity to try something she only dreamt about.

Reason #5 – Step by step, and you are in.

Let’s talk about those 92% a bit more, OK?

Admit it; hardly anything turns on the right switches better than the anal sex.

Same is happening in her mind.

And the good old dildo can serve as a great preparation for the ultimate event of you having a hot, anal sex with your wife – frequently.

Since they are coming in all shapes and sizes, you can scale down, for instance, and get her one of those thinner, firm dildos. With a careful use and with a lot of lubricants, you will slowly make the room for the real thing to get inside.

Hopefully, that will be your thing and her ass. So make sure not to:

A) turn your back on her while she’s holding the damn thing

B) let too much time to pass between the “training” and the “real event.”

 

Although, now when we are on the subject, it might just be that you are in for some anal adventure yourself? You just can’t tell before you try it, can you?

We just hope that we managed to change how you feel about this rather an essential piece of hardware. Get one and make sure it’s used.

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