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5 Types of Men: Which One Is You?

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Generally speaking, you have 3 types of people in this world:

  1. People who wonder what’s happening;
  2. People who know what’s happening;
  3. People who make things happen.

 

But in case of men, we have yet another disambiguation describing the character and potentials of a man. And yes, there are 5 different types of men in this world. Find yourself; you are here somewhere.

#1 – Alpha male

This guy just rules supreme. His every action triggers admiration at those following him. He’s got the best seat in the house, best meal in the house and the very best fuck in the house. But when the shit hits the fan, all eyes are on him. It’s his job to make sure his followers are feeling perfectly safe and he’s got no problem answering the challenge. His zone of control is their little zone of trust and he knows what that means.

How he became the alpha?

Dedicated work. Nobody is born alpha. Alpha is made over the course of time. Courage and willingness to step out of the comfort zone is what differentiates alpha from the rest. It’s a guy who never gives up. He always strives for more and better because he: A) knows it can be done, and B) he knows he can do it.

#2 – Alpha wannabe

This is second in command. It’s the guy that spends his time constantly competing with and challenging the Alpha. He is one of the main reasons behind Alpha’s constant progress because he’s breathing down Alpha’s neck, not allowing nor tolerating any mistakes.

He will attack on the very first sign of weakness and become the alpha.

In direct comparison, there are no larger differences between Alpha and him. He’s got the whole package necessary for the acceptance of the group. He just waits for his moment.

#3 – Beta male

He is a great guy. A funny guy. He’s also dedicated; no question about it, but he has no real desire to lead. He is more of a soldier type, executing the commands without second guessing.

In terms of courage, this guy will lay his life for the leader and for the group at any given time because of his deep sense of belonging, respect toward the leader and awareness of his own limitations.

It’s a guy that is great to have by your side in every situation.

#4 – Just another scary little girl

He has a dick thus; he is defined as a man. But here all connections with what man truly means the end. He will cave in and hide when facing imminent danger or challenge. He simply lacks the energy and willingness to expose himself to anything outside his direct zone of comfort.

And while he most likely won’t push anyone else into the fire, he won’t pull someone from it either. He might even have hidden passion for antidepressants, alcohol and drugs derived from his constant need to escape from reality.

#5 – We still have no name for this type…feel free to coin one

Talking about the mistake and byproduct of our successful elimination of nature’s greatest notion: survival of the fittest. Some people should never live, that’s for sure. We are talking about the guy who will not only cave in and hide to avoid any potential risk, danger or challenge but he will push someone else into the fire with the sneaky move from behind.

It’s a guy with least testosterone, dopamine and serotonin. A worthless piece of shit that shouldn’t exist in the first place. And to compensate for his shitty character, he will often pick on the weakest and heal his frustrations on that person; most likely his unlucky wife who made her pick on account of false self-presentation made by the ultimate coward.

If he was a soldier – This is a type who enters the rooms after everything is settled and perimeter’s been 120% secured – just to rape and beat women during the raid. Slap him and he’ll cry.

Alcohol and drug abuse is a must for this guy.

We honestly hope that you don’t belong in this last type. We’ve got nothing for you if that’s the case. Well we do, but it’s not “politically correct” to say it out loud.

 

But if you are Type 4 or Type 3, we have plenty for you. You just need a precise guidance on how to develop and move to Type 2 and even 1 because it’s there where fun begins! Find out more.

Oh, and please put your suggestion about a convenient name for Type 5. Let’s come up with something original.

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